Archive for June, 2008

No One Can Call Me Unbalanced!

Posted in Blogroll, Drunken Stories with tags , , , , on June 30, 2008 by Gary Dale Cearley

I may not be an acrobat on the balance bar but I can balance a Beer Chang in my sleep!

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Gary Dale Cearley doesn't even spill a drop in his sleep - no way!

I have been told I could drink in my sleep… Now I have proof positive!

Erik Fleischman needs his neck wrung for taking this picture. (So why hang it if I am not so “proud” of it? If it gets hung, I want it on my site and not someone else’s!)

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A German Joke That Doesn’t Work with Germans…

Posted in Blogroll, Cambodia, Drunken Stories, Expat, Friends, Thailand with tags , , , on June 27, 2008 by Gary Dale Cearley

Gary Dale Cearley and Thilo Krüger doing what they do best!

Gary Dale Cearley and Thilo Krüger doing what they do best!

I have a German friend with a great sense of humor. His name is Thilo Krüger. He’s intelligent, witty, always quick with a joke and a light of the smoke. Then one day Thilo was in Bangkok visiting from Cambodia. We were exchanging jokes and I so told him this German joke…

Did you hear about the new Chinese restaurant with the German chef? It went broke already. Half-an-hour after finishing their meals the customers were hungry for power!

I guess it goes to show what they used to say at the Seoul H.A.S.H. was really true:

GERMAN JOKES ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER!

I guess maybe I should stick with my off beat Southern humor.

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