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Arriving at our destination by tuk tuk (in search of beer) with Howard Worden driving

Posted in Drunken Stories, Expat, Friends, Thailand with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 31, 2009 by Gary Dale Cearley
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Bali Hugh's: Surf was down that night!

After Titanium Club & Ice Bar closed down Sridhar Ryalie, Howard Worden, Elmar Gabriel and I went to Bali Hugh’s Beach Bar & Grill where we witnessed idiotic and alcohic behavior between the partners (which led to an Australian customer attacking one of the owners, putting him in a choke hold until he conked out and hit the floor). We tried to go to Penny Black but the police shut it down, though we did score one single beer somewhere I am not sure where it came from…

Come on Bangkok! Where can you get a 3 a.m. beer these days?!?

So we decided to go to an all night Thai place near my house called Baan Rie Coffee shop. Take a taxi, right? Hell no! Too damned easy! Howard commandeered a tuk tuk and we (minus Elmar, who disappeared with some horizontal refreshment, though he didn’t tell any of us beforehand) were on our way…

In order to be a show off, Howard tried to prove we could do a wheelie. Mistake. But we found our wheelie success whenever it was unintended. Howard drove generally worse than a Thai tuk tuk driver, which led me to believe he’d done this before. There was a taxi with two lovelies in the back seat so we spent half our time chasing the taxi like a yard dog chases a car. Whenever we’d get close enough Howard or I would bang on their window. If looks could kill that taxi driver would be in prison this morning.

When we finally arrived at our destination we were refused alcohol even though the table behind me had a jug of beer and the table to my right had a bottle of whiskey. I think it had more to do with the Howard Worden show in the parking lot than any police regulations. Oh well…

Sridhar and Howard went on home and I found an open place still serving beer. A 24 hour dimsum shop next to my office of all places. I waited about an hour there for Howard and Sridhar to come back but they wouldn’t head my beckoning, the woosies!

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Howard Worden on Sukhumvit behind the wheel of a tuk tuk at 0330 hrs

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Howard Worden, tuk tuk driver, bothering young women in a taxi

Posted in Drunken Stories, Friends, Thailand with tags , , , , , on October 31, 2009 by Gary Dale Cearley

Howard is putting forward his best tuk tuk driver charms for some young Thai lasses heading home at about 0300 hrs on October 31st, 2009. That night was a real burner.

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Howard Worden: Casanova, tuk tuk driver...

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Drunk Man in the Kuala Lumpur Airport

Posted in Drunken Stories, Expat, Humor with tags , , , , on September 21, 2009 by Gary Dale Cearley

I took this in late September when I arrived. Funny thing was the locals totally ignored him. Must have seen him before.

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Tain’t no doubt about it…

Posted in Bawdville, Blogroll, Drunken Stories with tags , , , , , , , , , on August 12, 2009 by Gary Dale Cearley
Probably the best pub sign - Ever!

Probably the best pub sign - ever!

An Australian friend of mine, Garry “Gazza” Chapman, who I knew from Hanoi, Vietnam, sent me this photo. I have said it once, I will say it again…

There is no doubt what this publican is selling!

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The Real Meaning of “Now”

Posted in Blogroll, Drunken Stories, Thailand with tags , , , , on June 16, 2009 by Gary Dale Cearley

The first year I lived in Thailand I was at a friend of mine’s bar on Sukhumvit Soi 22. The bar is called The Sport Corner.

From 2001....Wet Lip Bar now called Cowboy 2. Soi Cowboy Bangkok.

Soi Cowboy gals showing out!

On one particular night I wound up back at the Gary Dale hacienda with a guest rider. I don’t remember much about coming home (straight vodka can have that effect) but the next morning I was awaken by some bad breath beneath some sad eyes. I took the nudge as a kind reminder that my boarder was trying to earn her keep. She gave me a shake and said “Now?!?” So I rolled her over and obliged then fell back asleep. A bit later she was shaking me harder “Now?!?” Damn! Didn’t she know anymore words in English? My head was pounding but my ego was taking a pounding from this girl’s pleading, so again, I rolled her straight over and obliged. And went right back to sleep. A bit later, again, the scene was repeated but this time with much greater force and persistent clarity… “NOW?!?!?!?” She whined like a three year old nanny goat. “Okay, okay, you damned insatiable hussy!” So after finishing this time I didn’t go back to sleep. I bolted to the shower so I could start my day and shuffle this one on out the door. When I came out of the bathroom there she sat on the bed, all wrapped in the sheets and covers with a hurt look. She pointed at the thermostat and pleaded…

“NOW?!?!?!”

You guessed it. The whole time she was just telling me that she was cold!

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Socialized Health Care in New Guinea

Posted in Drunken Stories, Friends, Papua New Guinea with tags , , , , , , on July 3, 2008 by Gary Dale Cearley

My doctor friend, Erik Fleischman, has struck again…

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Socialized Medicine for the Drunks

This morning Erik sent me this picture from Papua New Guinea. Was it a warning in case I go to Port Moresby?

Did Erik send me this because he thought it pertained to me?

Is it possible that I have met this New Guinean doctor before?

Wouldn’t the drunks kinda all be in the “After Hours” category?

What I want to know is if there is any discount if the doctor is the one drunk?

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No One Can Call Me Unbalanced!

Posted in Blogroll, Drunken Stories with tags , , , , on June 30, 2008 by Gary Dale Cearley

I may not be an acrobat on the balance bar but I can balance a Beer Chang in my sleep!

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Gary Dale Cearley doesn't even spill a drop in his sleep - no way!

I have been told I could drink in my sleep… Now I have proof positive!

Erik Fleischman needs his neck wrung for taking this picture. (So why hang it if I am not so “proud” of it? If it gets hung, I want it on my site and not someone else’s!)

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A German Joke That Doesn’t Work with Germans…

Posted in Blogroll, Cambodia, Drunken Stories, Expat, Friends, Thailand with tags , , , on June 27, 2008 by Gary Dale Cearley

Gary Dale Cearley and Thilo Krüger doing what they do best!

Gary Dale Cearley and Thilo Krüger doing what they do best!

I have a German friend with a great sense of humor. His name is Thilo Krüger. He’s intelligent, witty, always quick with a joke and a light of the smoke. Then one day Thilo was in Bangkok visiting from Cambodia. We were exchanging jokes and I so told him this German joke…

Did you hear about the new Chinese restaurant with the German chef? It went broke already. Half-an-hour after finishing their meals the customers were hungry for power!

I guess it goes to show what they used to say at the Seoul H.A.S.H. was really true:

GERMAN JOKES ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER!

I guess maybe I should stick with my off beat Southern humor.

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