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Parking Ticket

Posted in Uncategorized on February 3, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary (my wife) and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “asshole.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a “shit head.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.

It’s important at our age.

She can’t spell but we still get the point: The most honest Thai woman you’ll ever meet!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

How did they kill it in the first place?

Posted in Uncategorized on January 25, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

What the???

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 24, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

This post is especially dedicated to our favorite frequent visitor, the “reformed” cultist and conspiracy theory dupe, Thomas Richards, and his wicked little blast of disinformation website, Spiritually Smart. Welcome to Bawdville, Alamo Boy! We know you love to watch the updates and we appreciate your directing new visitors this way.

The exam…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 16, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

This post is especially dedicated to our favorite frequent visitor, the “reformed” cultist and conspiracy theory dupe,
Thomas Richards, and his wicked little blast of disinformation website,
Spiritually Smart. Welcome to Bawdville, Alamo Boy! We know you love to watch the updates and we appreciate your directing new visitors this way.

Muslim kid

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 12, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket. The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’ The kid says “How the fuck would I know?”

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This post is especially dedicated to our favorite frequent visitor, the “reformed” cultist and conspiracy theory dupe,
Thomas Richards, and his wicked little blast of disinformation website,
Spiritually Smart. Welcome to Bawdville, Alamo Boy! We know you love to watch the updates and we appreciate your directing new visitors this way.

How to choose your religion…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 10, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

This post is especially dedicated to our favorite frequent visitor, the “reformed” cultist and conspiracy theory dupe, Thomas Richards, and his wicked little blast of disinformation website, Spiritually Smart. Welcome to Bawdville, Alamo Boy! We know you love to watch the updates and we appreciate your directing new visitors this way.

Directions are Always a Bitch

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 9, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

This post is especially dedicated to our favorite frequent visitor, the “reformed” cultist and conspiracy theory dupe, Thomas Richards, and his wicked little blast of disinformation website, Spiritually Smart. Welcome to Bawdville, Alamo Boy! We know you love to watch the updates and we appreciate your directing new visitors this way.

Senior’s Snowplow

Posted in Uncategorized on January 9, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

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Poor Girl: Eye Contact

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 9, 2012 by Gary Dale Cearley

This post is especially dedicated to our favorite frequent visitor, the “reformed” cultist and conspiracy theory dupe, Thomas Richards, and his wicked little blast of disinformation website, Spiritually Smart. Welcome to Bawdville, Alamo Boy! We know you love to watch the updates and we appreciate your directing new visitors this way.

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